Friday, August 29, 2008

Why they wear those draggy drawers?



I know as I go about my day~I see umm "youngsters" with baggy pants. I am talking BAGGY. Drawers hanging-booty showing-no belt-looping-undies creeping baggy. I think of all those fat people who can't find any pants to buy because the teenagers are buying them all up! Where's a fatty to go? I decided to interview two of these "thugs" to get the low down or is it down low?
Me: Why do you two upstanding citizens wear these baggy pants?
A: 'Cause I think it improper for my knees to show before Labor Day.
Z: My knees get cold.
Me: Humm. Aren't you afraid they will fall off?
A: My knees? No!
Me: Your pants!
A: laughing* You just pull 'em back up!
Z: Yeah, it's easy!
Me: Why are you letting your underwear show?
Z: It is cool..part of the outfit.
A: It is a statement.
Me: What? "I wear boxers?"
A: Pretty much. They match my tank.
Me: So you two don't really like the dress code..then
Z:It's whack.
A: They are taking away my originality!
Me: Your originality to look like the other kids?
A & Z: YEAH!!

Need I say more?

1 comment:

Kate & Omar Spilsbury said...

Who are you? You are too funny...I love you!