"Brett-isms"

We say some weirdo things around the Theobald house. It may seem like we are speaking another language at times....(I will give you the phonetic version so you can practice these at home) For instance, Brett likes pepperoni in his quesadilla....he will ask for some "Roni's in my dilla" (Row'knees in my dee-ah.) Brett also likes various foods--"Humpkin Doonuts" is obviously Dunkin Donuts. "Pup cakes" are "cup cakes". "Curly soup" is Top Ramen Noodles. Sometimes Daddy gets "Cone Falls" (Phone calls). Mommy goes to "Crazy Town" (Salvation Army). Today Brett tried to convince us that he should be able to go with the teenagers to see "Dark Knight." I said "No, It is too scary"..Bretty reasoned, "I'm not afraid of nuffting (anything). I have a night light!"