Easter and Alzheimer's....

Easter is an annual event at the Theobald household. You may think that Diana is well versed in preparation for the big event...has shopped for candy (check), shopped for small gifts (check), got the stupid Easter grass that clogs the vacuum for weeks (check), remembers her husband is diabetic (check), puts back HIS candy (check), gets the eggs...check! Makes sure the "Ten Commandments" or "The Robe" is on TV...humpf! What did last years winner of the coveted, "Blonde Mom of the Year Award" forget?..Ummm..just.. Dye for the eggs! We had white eggs this Easter....many may think we are racist...we are not. Actually...let's think about the white egg for a minute. No one accepts it for what it is. It has got to be suffering from an identity crisis ! Poor eggs...well, Easter started with a shout from Bretty Steve...then breakfast...chocolate bunny ears...and paws...and torso. Trading of the candy...then church! More candy....then ham...more candy...then the Easter Egg hunt....Todd aka "Mr. Obvious" hid the eggs this year...it was over in 10 minutes...HEAVY SIGH! :( The kids opened the golden and silver eggs (These have cash or fun coupons) I think Vanessa got $1.00 off of Publix orange juice!!! It was great even though Mom forgot the dye....yeah, I know I could have used food coloring, but Moses was parting the sea, and I did NOT wanna miss that!