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kids video---they are soo goofy! Ashlynn, Adrien, Aubree, and Vanessa

2009-11-18T15:13:00.001-05:00

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=154684698410&ref=mf

Love this one--reminds me of an album cover....

2009-11-10T00:53:00.000-05:00

Halloween....autobots and flip flops!!!!!!

2009-11-10T00:50:00.000-05:00

Halloween. It's scary. It's spooky. It's dark. and It's fun! We all agree that this is one for the history books! The day started off mild with a few costume malfunctions. Unlike Janet Jackson and Britney we have everything "covered" :) Todd and I mosied on over to the church's "Trunk or Treat" This is where church members open up decorated car trunks full of treats! The kids then walk around the building to each car for a yummy treat! What a turn out! Brett had his bucket packed by the time we were finished. That is our new church in the background of the picture with Todd and Brett. Todd also managed to wiggle out of his pants back in to his old stand-by shorts, sweater and flip-flops...and HE says he never wants to live in Florida! whatever :) Brett went disguised as his beloved transformer, Bumblebee. Vanessa went as a nerd. Adrien and I think she was more of a "preppy nerd". That is Josh her date for a party...I swear I can';t keep all of these boys names straight! Either I am getting senile or she has too many dates.!! Adrien was getting over being sick, so he decided to pass out candy. As usual Adrien has a brilliant creative idea for fun! He passed out (to middle schoolers so you Nazi Moms chill out! :) socks, cans of veggies he hates (aka my food storage), raw egg, rocks, plastic knives and spoons, and he ground black pepper into their treat bags as well as had out single tissues with the phrase "For the Mexican Swine Flu~God Bless!" exclaimed to all. Todd was not going to be outdone, so he was in the adjacent bathroom "pretending to throw up"..It got many laughs and customer returns! He did hand out candy along with these fun items! It was a really fun night!

Undefeated Football Season for Adrien!

2009-11-10T00:02:00.001-05:00

Adrien kicking butts and taking names! As a Mom I worried a bit when my son announced that he decided to join a sport where potential hurt is everywhere...but he loves the game..so I am now a huge fan of Eagle High Football! Adrien got to play more this year that he did last year in Florida on the Pop Warner team. Adrien was recognized for his swiftness and boyish charm so obviously the position for him is wide receiver. I really began to enjoy this game that keeps men glued to their seats and the cause of many an argument or two at my house when I was child. I still don't fully understand the game. I just yell a lot when everyone else yells and make sure our family is warm. I do enjoy when Todd makes a huge thermos full of creamy, hot chocolate. I love being bundled up under old comforters on ice cold steel bleachers. I love Brett's rosy nose and cheeks and watching his face light up when the cheerleaders start a cheer. I also enjoy having others come out and watch my baby play!

The Wheels are turning! I am not talking 'bout the ones in my head either!

2009-09-23T22:15:00.000-04:00

Yes.....it is a tradition....their grandpa owned a Ford Galaxie 500 as his 1st car///Mom was fortunate to land a Ford Maverick as her first car..and now (wiping away a tear) the babies..uhh teenagers have a ford Mustang! These kids are so freaking lucky! My brother..Dustin and his wife..Wendy were telling me about the car when we visited there in July. We wanted it, so we had it shipped out from Kentucky to Idaho. Dusty and Wendy also wanted the kids to have it. It is in pristine condition! The big truck came about 30 minutes before Vanessa was due home. Todd decorated the garage, and wrote her a note telling her to coming in thru the garage...she did and started screaming and ran off to tell her friends...video pending... she drove it around the block with Todd..and we set everything up for Adrien too. He was not as thrilled because he does not have his permit quite yet!

A most precious thing...

2009-09-20T15:48:00.000-04:00

Many people have wondered over the years about my conversion to Mormonism. Two missionaries called by the Lord to serve a mission came upon my childhood home in Floyds Knobs, Indiana. As I look back I wonder if they were wanting a more exotic mission call..Japan, Australia, or Africa..rather than Louisville, Kentucky Mission.My memories of those few months of praying, fasting, reading, and finally choosing are tender. I am grateful to a Heavenly Father that loves ME. That knew I was waiting in that little town, and he sent these two precious young boys to me to be taught. The responsibility of what the missionaries do weighs heavily on me. Elder Joe Nay had just a few weeks left on his mission when he and his companion, Chris McDannel,sat in their car and prayed for guidance on where to go to offer words of Christ, and for me a change of heart and life. Elder Nay did not have the privilege of baptizing me or confirming me a member of the church, but he taught me and it resonated with me. Before he left he asked me to write in his journal. I complied never knowing that 19 years later I would read my message to him again and feel those tender feelings of the Spirit...again in all its confirming and sustaining power. God loves me.

Eagle High Homecoming Sep 2009

2009-09-19T23:28:00.000-04:00

She did not really want to go to Homecoming..Vanessa is not really into that sorta thing...so she says :) Her friend Ashlynn basically talked her into it when we went to Kohl's to return some items and saw THE DRESS....60% off! Naturally, Ashlynn had shoes that matched the dress perfectly! Brett also liked the shoes...a little too much. He wondered how Vanessa managed to walk in "them things"...Todd wondered which date he needed to watch closely, and Adrien wondered when the heck dinner was going to be served..he did not have to wonder long because he got invited to eat dinner at Ashlynn's with the Homecomers..they were having Hawaiian Haystacks..I am getting used to the camera...I still need to buy the video ..I am more a visual learner than kinectic:)

Brett's new Trike and guy things

2009-09-19T21:50:00.001-04:00

I know there are some folks that don't like video games...I am not one of them! I think they help kids a lot with motor skills, multi-tasking, and fine details...Here we have a sweet picture..Adrien teaching the next generation of video gamers. Yesterday I went to the Goodwill store as I usually do once a week ..and my best find is a RadioFlyer trike...with a "ringyy bell" for $7.00...Brett was thrilled!

It's the most wonderful time of the year.......BACK TO SCHOOL!

2009-09-15T21:58:00.000-04:00

When we announced that we were thinking of moving to Idaho in a family meeting..we were boo'ed and hissed..felt like Kanye West at an awards show...threats of "I am being homeschooled" ..to "I ain't going nowhere" were in the air..negotiations became the only way to go. Experts from all areas were consulted on tactics to persuade and derail. Summer pulled out all stops to prepare the teens as Idaho public relations liasion..Todd took over as logistics expert (loved his charts)... Barbara was just plain happy. So with this background knowledge time to sign up for school was coming quickly ..and the rumors about Eagle high too...but the rental we got is a perfect little house, so tough! Well, the kids are flourishing! Vanessa made the 10 member dance team with only about 1/2 hour worth of practice! Adrien is playing football as wide receiver, and Brett is ditching the bus for social reasons. Here they are in their glory..and no bias here...these kids are gorgeous! Yes, I know "they look like their Momma"..I know..I know ;)

HAWAII AND MY NEW CAMERA...

2009-09-15T21:39:00.000-04:00

Aloha! So many of you have asked about my trip to Hawai'i and my experiences there that I figured instead of repeating myself over and over --I will blog about it...The plane trip was not bad at all. $400 roundtrip. I went on this excursion due a landmarks grant I received. The topic was Pearl Harbor..I ate, slept and drank Pearl Harbor...Just ask me something....I dare ya:)

Well I noticed that Hawai'i is very fragrant..dusky tropical flowers everywhere..it rained in short bursts too. No one seemed to care because it was misty rain..made my hair super curly! I stayed on the University of Hawai'i campus-East-West center in Oahu. My room cost $38 a night --no air conditioning, but who wants that when at night the breeze just billows in and flows the curtains..I rested so well. I loved the deep blue of the ocean water right around Diamond Head. I know this sounds so very silly, but I felt connected to that island. I love the Polynesian people..always have. I think they are some of the most beautiful people on Earth. Maybe this because of the love I have received from the Fuimaono's, but I don't think it is just that...as a child the Pacific always seemed so unreachable to me, a little skinny kid from Southern Indiana. I remember as a child that my cousins would play Miss America (we forced my brothers to play --they got stuck being from "ugly states" like New Jersey or Michigan) ha ha! I would fight tooth and nail to get either Hawai'i or Florida...never imagining I would live in one state and visit the other..always wanted to be one of those hula girls you see on the dashboard:) Anyway...I got to try to use my camera I got at a steal on EBAY..so some of the pictures are not that great, but I am learning:) Pictures below are of the Punchbowl Cemetary and the USS Missouri and one of the survivors of the Pearl Harbor attack...these gentlemen all seemed to like me..kept wanting to kiss me! LOL..One even pinched my rear..I was so funny all I could do is laugh!

Utah...just passing through!

2009-08-31T16:37:00.003-04:00

Well this is nearing the end of a very long trip..yes..I heard a lot of "Are we there yet??"... and I told Todd to be patient! ha ha! Brett was really great on the trip--no whining (I detest whining children)...the funniest thing I remember him saying is when Todd showed him an old Mountain Dew (start praying Mormons..they drink the DEW!! the sinners!)bottle and explained that he and Brett were to use this as their "pee jug" because we did not want to make too many stops. Brett looking a bit pensive then asked "but where is my poop jug?"

Wyoming to Utah...phase 3 or is it 4?

2009-08-31T16:22:00.004-04:00

HOWWWWWWWWWWDEE! What a simply beautiful state. Loved the different landformations!! Notice the bug splatters on the windshield in the first picture....appetizing! Brett is here begging for a treat..again! to this day I cannot look at a Subway, Wendy's or McDonalds without having a "gag" reflex.

Trip interrupted--Oakley Kansas..not a place to visit or stay!

2009-08-31T16:04:00.004-04:00

well..we got up early and were on our way..just relaxing enjoying the scenery and the 70's music on the radio when Todd thought we ran out of gas. I found this peculiar, but the BMW slowed down as he veered off the exit. Thank goodness we coasted down the hill and made the first turn before we came to a complete stop. Todd, suffering from gout, pushed the car just a few feet when a good Samaritian came to help push it into the gas station just a few feet away. We filled up the tank, got some snacks, and I started the car. It started just fine.Except for one problem--it would not go into gear. We pushed in into the nearest parking spot and prayed. We started calling around for rental cars, etc. We were 80 miles from the nearest--anything!I noticed a lot of pink fluid on the ground where we pushed and parked the car. I realized it was transmission fluid and figured that the tranny went out. $3500 was the quote we got from the nearest dealer...and the local guy "was out in the fields till Wednesday" his Daddy said. We priced rental cars and uhauls..renta car=$535 a day (no joke)and the Uhaul was over $1,200. We knew we would have to spend the night. We were relieved that two hotels were right across the street! God blessed us!! I called the new looking one only to find out it did not open for 24-48 more hours!! So we had to stay at the fleabag.We pushed the car across the street into the motel lot, and then we had to empty the car ..which was packed to the gills! We also had to pretend that our cat was a baby to smuggle her in the room. It was a sleepless night!We were grateful to have a place to stay and shower.The Lord watched over us..and darn it..He has a great sense of humor! My awesome brother-in-law drove from Idaho through the night to get us, and we dropped him off at the Denver airport, so he get home to do a surgery! We will never forget his generosity. He even put up with our cat! We drove in luxury the rest of the way in Summers car!!!

Move PHASE 2--From Kentucky to Kansas--- Hills to Mills..

2009-08-31T15:59:00.004-04:00

The Bluegrass state was left behind in the wee hours of the morning...and we hit Kansas...I found the windmills that lined the landscape quite eye pleasing!

Family pictures and visit with Aunt Mary Ann

2009-08-31T15:43:00.004-04:00

Sometimes you just can't wait for a bathroom!
Uncle Louie and Brett

Brett, Dustin, Jacob, and Aunt Mary Ann
My Aunt Mary Ann is my father's favorite sister. She also is the matriarch of our family. She is one of my favorite aunts (I love all my aunts!!) She is the first American relative that I met, and the mother of my closest cousin, Fawn. She is also sassy...which I adore! We had to shorten our trip to Indiana, and Judy and I had to get back to my sick husband and Dad. I heard she was not feeling well so Dusty wanted to visit her too.

Darren and his wonderful wife, Melissa!

Familiar landmarks in Indiana....

2009-08-31T15:27:00.003-04:00

Darren, Melissa, Jacob and Brett enjoying Huber's ice cream!

Arni's pizza..one of a kind! Had to bring Dad and Todd back their own pizza! They were too sick to join us on this excursion.

This is my elementary school St. Mary's of the Knobs.

Virginia Libs house..I spend many summers there in her orchards..and with her grandsons!
This is the church on Atkins Road where my Mom is buried.

My Indiana Family!

2009-08-31T15:17:00.003-04:00

Cousins! Brett and Jacob Rocky (Dustin's son)they became fast friends!

The Move Phase 1 Kissimmee to Indiana--These places and these faces are getting old...I am going home!

2009-08-31T14:51:00.005-04:00

I'm staring out into the night
And trying to hide the pain
I'm going to the place where love
and feeling good don't ever cost a thing,
And the pain you feel's a different kind of pain
I'm going home to the place where I belong
where your love has always been enough for me
I'm running from you know I think you got me all wrong
I don't regret this life I chose for me
But these places and these faces are getting old
So I'm going home
The miles are getting longer it seems
The closer I get to you.... babe
I've not always been the best man and friend for you
But your love remains true and I don't know why
You always seem to give me another try
I'm going home
To the place where I belong
Where your love has always been good enough for me
I'm running from you know I think you got me all wrong
I don't regret this life I chose for me
But these places and these faces are getting old
Be careful what you wish for
cause you just might get it all
you just might get it all and then some you dont want
be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it all
You just might get it all
I'm going home to the place where I belong
Where your love has always been enough for me
And I'm running from.. you know I think you got me all wrong
I don't regret this life I chose for me'
But these places and these faces are getting old
But these places and these faces are getting old
I'm going home
I'm going home

Maybe it is corny to add this song from Chris Daughtry, but it says everything I felt when we were moving just a few short weeks ago. Here are some picture of my old home which has been renovated and does not look the same at all. Other pictures are of the landscape, view from where I lived, and my precious family that still lives in the surrounding area. It had been 7 years since I left Indiana. I do not regret leaving because Heavenly Father and my husband have given me more love and spiritual growth than I could have ever imagined. Yet there are always the memories of a mother, first love, the sweet sting of death, and friends that will stay with me always. I will always be a Hoosier!

Farewell Party

2009-08-01T01:04:00.004-04:00

Our wonderful church friends threw us a farewell party. It was a bitter sweet event! We were really touched and felt loved by our church family..the family that has really grown with us spiritually...this type of growth really helps me to understand Heavenly Fathers glorious plan, and how these people truly are our brothers and sisters. We have felt closer to them than our own relatives at times.

8th Grade Farewell Dance

2009-06-08T19:57:00.005-04:00

Ahhh the rites of passage. I can't believe that Adrien entered middle school just a few short years ago (see pic on his 12th birthday). He has since "graduated" and considers himself a Freshman. He is a beautiful soul inside and out. He decided to ask Meghan S. to go with him...she is a beauty, and a sweet girl, too. Adrien got her a wrist corsage because ..well he did not want to pin "anything anywhere"..he said that he had a great time at the dance...and his tecahers conjured up a little surprise for him on the Busch Gardens trip. The teachers asked if I would come and help, and they decided not to tell Adrien that I was joining the trip as well as riding on his bus...hee hee! I think they asked me more for accompanying them as they are my pals! It was a great trip...never saw much of Adrien until he ran out of money!

Fl is falling apart now that we are leaving...

2009-06-06T12:23:00.006-04:00

My Florida friends...and even Osama oops! Obama is beyond grief that we are leaving this beautiful state. I believe that the Sunshine State is indicating its disapproval...in the only way it knows how...a sinkhole! All of us are pretty surprised that this popped up on the road we travel on ummm at least 8-10 trips a day! It was estimated that the hole went down 15 ft deep and crossed all 4 lanes and even included the lake to the right of the roadway! I could not help but think of Vanessa possibly traveling on her way to school (with Todd asleep in the back seat)and the roadway caving in front of her! Just a few hours earlier I had the BMW full of yw needing rides home as well as my kids! What would I have said to their parents as I left them all there? --kidding! :) Let's just say I will be glad to leave behind the hurricanes, sinkholes,biting ants, and non-English speakers behind...but not my friends...potatoes here I come..I think I hear Barbara,Summer, and Amy cheering now!

Guilty as Charged....

2009-05-16T19:16:00.003-04:00

Easter and Alzheimer's....

2009-04-16T23:29:00.005-04:00

Easter is an annual event at the Theobald household. You may think that Diana is well versed in preparation for the big event...has shopped for candy (check), shopped for small gifts (check), got the stupid Easter grass that clogs the vacuum for weeks (check), remembers her husband is diabetic (check), puts back HIS candy (check), gets the eggs...check! Makes sure the "Ten Commandments" or "The Robe" is on TV...humpf! What did last years winner of the coveted, "Blonde Mom of the Year Award" forget?..Ummm..just.. Dye for the eggs! We had white eggs this Easter....many may think we are racist...we are not. Actually...let's think about the white egg for a minute. No one accepts it for what it is. It has got to be suffering from an identity crisis ! Poor eggs...well, Easter started with a shout from Bretty Steve...then breakfast...chocolate bunny ears...and paws...and torso. Trading of the candy...then church! More candy....then ham...more candy...then the Easter Egg hunt....Todd aka "Mr. Obvious" hid the eggs this year...it was over in 10 minutes...HEAVY SIGH! :( The kids opened the golden and silver eggs (These have cash or fun coupons) I think Vanessa got $1.00 off of Publix orange juice!!! It was great even though Mom forgot the dye....yeah, I know I could have used food coloring, but Moses was parting the sea, and I did NOT wanna miss that!

And the boy named "Most likely to succeed" by the 8th grade Neptune Middle School class of 2009.....is.."

2009-04-04T23:51:00.009-04:00

Not Adrien. He was actually given a better honor in the eyes of his step dad and his peers....the title of "The Biggest Flirt." I know you are thinking, "Adrien? a flirt? C'Mon, Diana! He is so shy and innocent." Yes, I too am proud that my son is a "great communicator"... (he is following in the footsteps of Reagan). I found a church member or two actually upset about it...Pshaw! I am sure they are just jealous because they have never won anything themselves in school...;) Adrien also won class clown, but was not allowed to win in two categories...(8th grade equivalent to affirmative action..)Reagan is in the Celestial Kingdom shaking his head...I know it! Take a look at the picture of Reagan .....now look at Adrien...uh huh...I see it too! ;)

We are grandparents!

2009-04-04T23:38:00.002-04:00

No, silly! It is not a real baby!It is Adrien's homework in "Life Choices" class. Adrien had to take care of the baby overnight. The baby is monitored with a electronic device that his teacher set to go off at different times that afternoon and through the night. The baby burps, needs to be fed, held, and needs diaper changes. It also is sensitive to any shaking, yelling, etc. Adrien was very diligent, but was caught muttering some phrases under his breath through clenched teeth! Todd and I laughed a lot! Adrien is convinced that this was an exaggerated version of what a baby does... It was an interesting night...I wonder if Adrien has changed his mind about wanting several kids? Nahhh he hasn't!

The Bee-otch (as Brett calls Melbourne Beach) and my Coppertone Baby!

2009-03-28T18:50:00.003-04:00

A relaxing day at the beach! I just love living in Florida! Jaime, a friend of Vanessa from Indiana, was visiting Kissimmee and stopped by to visit us so we took her to the beach! We packed the station wagon, Adrien's broken leg, Brett's multiple sand castle pails, assorted kitchen utensils, water, and Todd! Off we went! The kids are lotioning each other down..... It was very windy~~~~~we found a jellyfish on the shore that Jaime and Vanessa swear was still alive. They insisted on burying it, and saying a prayer at night for it. Adrien took off his brace and got in the waves for a few minutes. He also was buried in the sand. The funny thing is that Brett was a bit ticked off at him, and decided on his own to invoke some sweet revenge. My coppertone baby! Brett also has heard about "snow angels" but thought about making his own "sand angels"...that is his face after his first attempt! We had a really fun afternoon at the beach...I am trying to talk Todd into moving to Melbourne...:)

Time-Out and a few remarkable experiences! Ahh the tender mercies of the Lord!

2009-03-22T17:05:00.004-04:00

I did not intend to participate in the annual "Time Out for Women" conference in Orlando this year due to the cost, but the Lord had other ideas in mind. A good friend felt prompted to purchase two day tickets for me, and followed her prompting. I was delighted that she thought of me and unselfishly purchased the tickets as a "surprise." We arrived on Friday and got great seats. I also had the pleasure of attending with other members that I had not seen in a few years due to their move into another ward. I was so excited and happy just being able to spend time with these awesome women. We got to meet Hillary Weeks, hug Chieko N. Okazaki, and laugh with Mark Mabry. Mark is an excellent photographer..best I have seen. He shot "Reflections of Christ" and it is a beautiful display of the life of Christ. Amy and I felt impressed to do our YW lesson this Sunday on this topic very strongly.Well back to the story...so...we finish with the first day of this awesome event, and it is nearly 11:30 pm before I pull in the driveway. I am exhausted and I have to still do a bit of work before retiring for the night. I have to get back up at 6am to get ready for the 7 hour event tomorrow. I just did not want to go, but I kept thinking of my friend buying me the ticket, and my other friend cranking out 6 loaves of bread that very night for her mother-in-law to sell at the farm the next morning. I felt like I just got to sleep when the alarm went off. We went, and got settled in our seats when I opened the agenda pamphlet. I saw a very familiar face, but could not place the name or the face, but I kept wracking my brain to try and remember. I read Kris Belcher's bio and discovered that she served a mission in the Louisville Kentucky Mission! My brain connected and I realized it was Sister Warner!! Minus the 90's mall hair and a married last name!At the first break I approached her. She was not able to see very well on her mission, but had sight in one of her eyes back then. She lost the rest of her sight after her mission due to tumors in her retina and other areas of her eyes. Even through all of that she remembered my Mom, Oma, and me as well as "baby Vanessa." We wept and hugged each other. We also laughed about our mall hair. She told me of how she remembers my Mom and grandma and even adopted one of my Mom's famous saying of "poopsie" ha ha! I could just feel the love again of my family through our memories of our times together. Kris knew that my Mom had passed. I tried in vain to find her and tell her when the event happened, but I was only able to locate her companion, Sister Ratliff. Sister Ratliff is in Cincinnati and will be seeing Sister Belcher in May when they tour there. What an awesome reunion it will be! Sister Belcher also said, "Diana, I feel prompted to tell you this...when we taught your Oma, she told us that the Gospel is true. She knows that it is the truth. She believes the Book of Mormon, but she could not kick her 65 year habit of smoking. I felt peace at that moment and knew that my grandma accepted the ordinances of baptism that Vanessa had done for her as well as the endowments!What a tender mercy of the Lord! What a gift He gave me. Sister Belcher went on to say that she was glad that we got to reconnect and her heart was full when she realized I married well and, most importantly, got sealed in the Temple. We cried tears of joy! The Lord was not finished. On Sunday I was able to see the Fergusons. They are from my old ward in Indiana! We had a great reunion with their family. They were so good to me while I was a single parent. Vanessa's good friend, Jaime, came over to spend the afternoon. More still to come...Amy presented the lesson to the girls in YW. A small, timid hand was raised and a visiting Beehive girl said "Sister, my uncle is in those pictures." We said "Oh how nice..which one is he?" She said with a small smile that looked eerily familiar, "He is Christ." We were in awe of the love of the Lord. He really touched us all that entire weekend. I feel especially blessed!

Bahstun

2009-03-22T16:46:00.002-04:00

My teaching trip to Boston was awesome! I got experience history in a city known for it! I also was on the go from the moment the plane touched the ground! I got to go to Cheers, Fenway Park, Bunker Hill, The USS Constitution, the State House, MIT, Salem, House of Seven Gables,Paul Revere's house, Old North Church, Little Italy, Faneuil Hall,site of the Boston Massacre,Newberry Street,Yawkey Gift Shop,Beacon Hill,Frog Pond, and tasted yummy seafood. I got to stay at the Park Plaza Hotel. It was a wonderful conference with excellent speakers, one being the acclaimed author, David McCullough. I will always remember a statement that he made that I have always lived by, "You have to take your children to the historic places for them to remember it."
It was a really wonderful trip! I walked miles and miles each day!

"But Mom I didn't drop it "......

2009-03-06T20:51:00.006-05:00

Well, I have never broken any bones in my body --ever. I thought I would make it through my childrens' childhood by saying that they have never broken anything....then comes a warm winter Florida morning at middle school...I drop off my son, and go inside to visit with my old comrades, and twenty minutes later (I talk a lot) the nurse comes in and says seriously, "Diana...can you come with me?" I walk into her office and there is my Adrien on a cot shaking in pain...In the morning the 8th graders get together to work on their "football skillz" ..a pigskin pass was heading for Adrien....he runs quickly, jumps high and catches it! The crowd goes wild!!! then he slams into the metal bleachers...on his leg. The coaches get an office chair and hold his leg while wheeling him to the other side of the campus...the nurse said "take him to the emergency room..and whispered--it is broken..I think." So I am asking Adrien to tell me what happened..he said " but...Mom, I did not drop the ball..I caught it." The folks at the hospital were fabulous..(it is a country hospital and they actually CARE about people)..They did not even ask me for insurance or anything when we arrived--he went straight in. He fractured it pretty good...you can see in the middle where he took the hit..he was in a lot of pain...it is just difficult to see anyone in pain and not be able to really do much, but comfort them. They put this cool looking splint on him that foamed up into a cast-like substance. Well the orthopedic doctor saw him a few hours later and decided that he needed to wear a boot, and have some crutches....for 6-8 weeks. No more wrestling, PE or any contact sports for 3 months. Adrien is pretty devastated. He won his matches last week in wrestling. I think he growing accustomed to being injured...he is enjoying his "caterer" Todd. Adrien also made some comments to Todd about how he hated being in bed and always resting and hurting. He said "Todd, this must be sorta like how you feel when you have gout."...I think Todd appreciated him thinking of the pain Todd had went through for so long, and trying to relate to it. I just hope he mends quickly, so he can play his beloved sports again!

My "BMW" ....Big Mormon Wagon second generation

2009-03-01T16:01:00.005-05:00

Yes, we purchased another car...the woody station wagon. A classic surfer car...and accommodating to a YM/YW leadership household. It seats NINE people. The seat in the back pops up, and the car has only 80k miles on it! A little old lady kept it in her garage and never really drove it much...I know...the story is actually true!:) This car reminds me of my childhood and Todd said it reminds him of his. His family used to have a station wagon they called BMW, so we thought it would only be appropriate to name this in memory of their Brown wagon... The next picture is the air freshener I found from the Transformers movie....I thought it was appropriate since I am a Beehive adviser and live an hour away from the beach...the next picture is Brett helping Todd take care of our "fleet." He is very intense and wet...glad it was 85 yesterday..sigh. Vanessa and Adrien are not very happy about this purchase. (I wonder if that is because Vanessa thinks she will be stuck driving the car). Brett can't wait to ride in the very back...Todd just wants the guy to pick up the Volvo....I am happy that we have a paid off car! I am thinking of getting a "Dukes of Hazzard" horn installed....

The best bumper sticker I have seen in well ...awhile

2009-02-26T21:04:00.002-05:00

FIRST DATE FOR VANESSA!

2009-02-14T13:50:00.004-05:00

Well...Let's just say Vanessa does not waste any time...with getting on the dating scene...maybe I should say the boys don't waste anytime! As the kiddo approached the house waiting for Vanessa to finish getting ready...Todd gave him the once over. Todd also decided to suspend his 55 questions for this particular boy. He also resisted brandishing the rifle!! Vanessa was nice enough to allow pictures to be taken as she left for her first date. Brett was upset because he could not go with his "Yessa." and planted himself in the photo with his classic goofy face. Notice the blue lips...from pre-k Valentine's party earlier..Anywho.. Taylor, a dashing young Mormon boy from a good family, escorted her to the "Loop" where they watched the movie, "Taken"...they came back to our house afterward to talk with the "boys" (Todd, Adrien, Brett) before heading back to Taylor's house where the Beehives were watching "Mamma Mia" They then to a golf cart ride around the neighborhood annoying the HOA's President! Notice the last picture of them driving off...I felt tears well in my eyes knowing that I have raised such a good young woman, and that she is surely on her way to adulthood. I also reflected on how fast she grew up. Really! I am amazed at her kindness and love for others! I am also grateful for a good husband that helped me raise her. His love for her is just as great as mine, and they have a special bond.

***Disclaimer*** Vanessa wants it noted that Taylor and her are best friends only...

SURPRISE SWEET 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-02-11T09:09:00.001-05:00

SURPRISE SWEET 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-02-11T08:45:00.004-05:00

Yes, this beauty is finally 16! She has waited for this day since...she was 9!She can date now, and has the next month...pretty much filled..we are into April for date requests! We decided to surprise her and her buddy or BFF (I thought that stood for Beef, but apparently it means "best friend forever")...Taylor, who also turned 16! We had their license blown-up...which I am sure any far-sighted police officer can appreciate! It was a great party! Todd was on the grill with one of his young men, Timmy. Brett ran wild in the nearby sandtrap at the golf course with some of his pals. Adrien ate and jumped in the 50 degree something swimming pool with his pals to earn the "polar bear" badge...Vanessa had fun. I love having teenagers. The boy, Taylor, will be Vanessa's first date on Saturday. I love Vanessa and her sassiness. I am pleased that she is so close to the Lord and church. She has been a joy to raise and has taught me more than I could possibly teach her. She is an awesome legacy! We love you, Pookie!

Shows from the 80's Yo Adrien/Whatcha talking about "Willis"

2009-02-04T17:28:00.008-05:00

Yes, it is back to wrestling season for Captain Adrien Brown..more pics later from the "champ"...he has been conditioning..(start Rocky music on que...5...4...3..).with uh...Brett! Who needs those bulky, pesky weights when Bretty Stephen is around? I love this pic and Vanessa's budding talent..she took the picture. Yo, Adrien!

Vanessa also took this gem. I generally detest weirdo faces pictures especially by grown-ups...unless I am doing it...but kids are awesome! :)

This exhibit is so "Whacha' talkin' bout Willis"... ebonics for "Willis, I am confused by your choice of words and manner in general."

The Orlando Six

2009-02-04T17:08:00.005-05:00

Yes, It is the famous Orlando Six....The uncles...B and Spencer came to visit us last week, and we had the best time. It was great just catching up and laughing..and debating...and our favorite past time--eating. Spencer was pretty amazed at how much everyone has grow-up (thanks Spencer :0) and he made a new buddy or parasite--Brett! Uncle B has always been Nessa's favorite...Adrien is the smart one--he plays both of 'em!

I think this is an awesome pic!

The Coupon Maven...

2009-02-04T16:57:00.003-05:00

Yes, I have entered into that sacred realm of coupon cutting. My friend, JB, is the best dang coupon clipper I know! She invited me over to her house to marvel at the plethora of coupon abundance....(for you regular folks: I checked out her stash of coupon crap)Sorry, I am in essay writing mode...you know how it goes...well, anywho..I asked my handsome man (Todd) to accompany me to 3 stores...(kicking and screaming)...he did not like the idea of couponing..until it was cash register time. (his cheap skate gland kicked in..located near his kidney)and....He smiled. You may want to pick an amount on the survey of how much you think I saved on the stash you see pictured above ...:)

It has been one of THOSE days....

2009-02-04T16:53:00.004-05:00

Sometimes..you wake up and get ready for school..just minding your own business..you pick up your toys, brush the choppers, and try to sit on the throne for a moment's relaxation...and viola`! At least I can smile about it because I know Mom is putting this on the blog!

ARTSY FARTSY~Proof that some art--is basically crap. Yeah, I said it.

2009-01-13T16:03:00.002-05:00

You know when your bored..you surf the net. I wondered what was out there under my name. So I checked. Lo, and behold! My artwork was on display apparently at the International House of Blues site. http://heritagealliance.ucf.eduihobfworkshop.html# Yeah, I know it should be at the International House of Pancakes, but..eh! Anywho, my point is --I was attending this workshop to get more "professional development" points. (We have to do these things to keep our certification...I guess it makes someone in the legislature "feel better")..well I was at this workshop..one of those "art can be anything" type deals. They asked us to take things they had found thrown out and "recycle them" by making useful art.. (You just KNOW how much I enjoyed that!) I purposely threw some junk down and used hideous colors--not trying at all..and the next thing you know I was asked to sign a "release"...because the piece (this is what they called it--actually, I called it a piece as well..) was being showcased online! Notice my comments are choppy and nonsensical..All I know is when I brought that thing home...Todd and the kids could not stop laughing....

Merry Christmas!

2008-12-25T13:36:00.002-05:00

This is what reminds me of Christmas...a German Christmas! My mother was always so great at baking cookies, decorating the house, and just making Christmas nice. We have maintained a lot of those same traditions at our home. I spoke to my brother, Dusty. I have not spoken to him in awhile...you know life just gets in the way of important things like that. It shouldn't. My brother is a very special guy to me. He is my youngest brother, and I have always loved him. I remember when he was brought home from the hospital...I had a cold, and my Mom told me not to kiss him. I did it anyway--he is just irresistible. Adrien, my son, reminds me a lot of Dusty--they have the same personality, expressions and sense of humor. It was great talking to him, and I am proud to be his sister! Yet amid the gift giving, eating, traditions, and connecting with love ones...Christmas is about sacrifice. The sacrifice of our Heavenly Father allowing his only begotten Son to come to earth. The sacrifice of Jesus Christ coming here taking upon Him our errors and mistakes. He is the way, the truth, and the light! In the immortal words of Tiny Tim, "God bless us, everyone!"

More Christmas Pictures......

2008-12-21T16:03:00.001-05:00

A Rootin Tootin Early Christmas....

2008-12-21T15:42:00.003-05:00

Yes, you did SEE Santa on Friday night! We had the elder's over for a Christmas Eve meal. We had Ham, pineapple souffle (Thanks, Jae), green beans, mashed potatoes, rolls,stuffing..it was awesome! Theo made nearly everything, but the souffle.I actually was allowed entrance into the sacred kitchen of Theobald, and I got security cooking clearance to make the souffle. We had Christmas music blaring all day! The kids opened their new pj's, and immediately put them on. We also had a meat and cheese tray to munch on. Then the kids went to bed. The picture with the wrapping paper on the hallway entrance is a tradition with us. This safeguards the downstairs for Santa, and is fun for the kids to break through in the morning..notice a hand on the side..the rest is the kids opening their gifts! Notice Adrien's reaction to the videogame he received...also watch out for the underwear cowboy!Thanks to the many that helped with Christmas this year!

Mickey Dee's

2008-12-21T15:32:00.002-05:00

A good friend of ours owns a few McDonald's. She invited us out for a meal, and then I was to go home with her to do genealogy (a win for me all the way!)It was really neat for us to just go in and order whatever we wanted...Brett really likes the Happy Meal toys, so Amy just handed him one of each toy! Brett also disappeared with Amy on a tour of the back of the restaurant. Brett was in awe at the burgers cooking and all of the "cookers"...It was a fun night with our friend. Later, I stayed at her house until 3am searching for ancestors..we were quite successful...and it was a great spiritual experience!Oh by the way...Brett's front tooth is loose! He is just 4..I find this quite odd....

Elf on Lake Toho

2008-12-21T15:23:00.002-05:00

We got to enjoy a great evening out--FREE! The City of St. Cloud plays movies once a month on the lakefront of Lake Tohopekaliga. We love the lake which is covers over 18k acres. One Friday night we bundled up Brett and Adrien, blankets, snacks, and watched Elf, the featured movie. We had a great time! It was freezing at about 60 degrees. As you can see from the photos some people had a little nap....:)

ICE, ICE... BABY! Who says it ain't cold in Florida?

2008-12-10T23:01:00.004-05:00

Young Women activity was a special one this past Tuesday! All of us attended "Ice!" This is an indoor walking tour held at a ritzy hotel in the area. Basically everything is made of ice. You get these huge coats to wear in the 9 degree temp, "free hot cocoa" and get to slide down an ice slide. Vanessa and I thought it was HILARIOUS when the announcer asked people NOT to stick their tongues on any of the sculptures! Remember, all of these pictures are ICE. It was dark, dark in there, and my camera is not the best! I got kinda misty-eyed feeling cold. Reminded me of home in Indiana. The cold did not really bother Vanessa or I, but some folks that showed up in shorts was freezing their "mahookees" (made-up Brett word) off! It really was fun horsing around and listening to the 5 Beehives buzzing about that "hot boy, Adrien." What was REALLY funny is when they asked me if I thought he was cute! You should have seen their faces when I explained that he is my son! Vanessa said that asked her if she was going out with Adrien! She said, "Idiots. He is my brother." Love that kid!

It's FHE with our favorite missionaries!

2008-12-10T22:31:00.003-05:00

Will there be snow? No. Will there be a cheery fireplace to hang stockings by? Nope. Will Jack Frost come "nipping at our noses?" nada. Do we hang our heads and cry? No cause TheoSanta is coming to town!..and we are in Florida...warm. Yes, another fun filled crazy time at the annual "lighting of the Theo tree." As you can see a few pics down EggNoggin slap-happy people! I hope everyone enjoys Todd's new tattoo. He thinks he is Irish and a member of a motorcycle club..I have told him 3 times that we are members of a jelly-of-the-month club... called Harley Jellies, but eh? This year Todd was in charge of Christmas music, hot cocoa, egg nog and snacks. He made the elders and Adrien get the boxes out of the garage...Vanessa and the elders hung ornaments along with santa's little elf, "Brett." Everyone decorated our Gingerbread "garage"...yeah, you heard right..not house.. but garage..c'mon look at it--would you wanna live there? Brett made his best angry reindeer face. don't ask. The elders had a great time! These are our favorite so far..they are not in our ward, but sneak over because we are fun....ok, ok, for free food. Our tree leans to the RIGHT...which is fine for us conservatives:)

Last Visit to Opa's & the Fruits of our labors...

2008-11-30T14:01:00.007-05:00

This was our last visit to Beverly Hills, Florida. My Dad had a seizure on Thanksgiving.We are still waiting on the test results to see if it was a stroke. He is doing better, and will get out of the hospital on Monday. Regardless, Judy and my Dad are still leaving for Kentucky two days later. We went up to see him on Saturday, but he was asleep. We then went to their house to see what we could do to help. Judy wanted the oranges picked off from their tree to take with them on Wednesday. It was a gorgeous day, so we fetched the ladder, gathered them, and had fun! They smelled awesome! Vanessa and Todd had a little TOO much fun with the fruit! KIDS! Brett really does not get it yet... that you don't just bite into an orange...Adrien the "muscle" behind the scenes!

Thanksgiving...the self-induced food coma

2008-11-30T13:30:00.008-05:00

Wow! We had a great Thanksgiving! Our pals, the "Chamness"es invited us over for a great meal, conversation, video/board games, Black Friday shopping ads, and to generally make fun of folks (our favorite pastime)...Terresa had all of her boys together so we were able to get some pictures for her. The food was bountiful and delicious!We have spent all of our Thanksgivings with the Chamnesses--except for the time we went on a cruise, and the first one in 2002(Shane and Kayleen came down from Tennessee). Good Times, good times!

Glock-en-spiele German for "Busta Cap"

2008-11-24T22:16:00.005-05:00

We had a great day today! Friends from church took Todd, Adrien and I to a shooting range! Our family really enjoys guns. After all it is our 2nd amendment right :) We tried out several guns to see which was our favorite gun. Adrien and Todd prefer "Hazel" aka .38 Special. I thought the gun a bit too wimpy for me! I prefer the Versa Thunder..it packs a punch! Todd and I are planning on getting a concealed weapons permit eventually. Adrien has an AK-47 in his hands in the bottom picture:) The target at the top is sadly--my shots--I tend to hit the ceiling to the amusement of the boys! Adrien is a fine marksman and was complimented profusely on his natural talent! Theo aka "Shakes" was a good shot as well! Vanessa and Adrien already learned how to shoot from their two grandpa's, who are big proponents of the right to bear arms. I know many people are wailing and gnashing teeth over this one. Mommies throwing hands over children's faces... Hummm...Do I care? Nope! One day the time will come (Oh, No! another THEOBALD CONSPIRACY THEORY (#13 for those liberals counting...)when we will need to defend our food storage, God, and ourselves. I want to be prepared. Our family likes terms like "packing heat" "bustin caps", "hands in the air, thug" as well as "reach for the sky, varmit". Remember when you come trespassing into our home...Guns do not kill people....we do!

Beverly Hills--That's where I want to be ........

2008-11-24T21:31:00.004-05:00

Well, My Dad is getting old (75). It is difficult to see a once vibrant, military tough man reduced to a bed. The man that used to jump out of airplanes, run through jungles in Panama, Korea and Vietnam and referee Army basketball and baseball games can't walk. He is also losing some of his memory. He thinks that my mother is still alive and calls for her on occasion. He does remember us, but forgets the amount of time we have visited. What is really sad is that his wife, Judy, thinks it will be better if they moved back to Kentucky. I will not be able to visit as often or just go on a whim to visit. Todd was able to give my Dad a blessing for the very first time on Saturday night before we left. The Spirit was strong and moved Judy, Todd, and I to tears and the kids to silence. Adrien confirmed what I felt as well...that he does not have long. Todd remains silent on this. Todd really loves my Dad. He so enjoys going up there and laughing...we can be just so crazy with Dad and Judy. I remember when Todd and Dad hopped into McDonald's and acted like Easter bunnies or when they took a whiz on someone's garbage in the middle of the night when we were "trash pickin" and hundreds of other crazy stories...here is the drive home--Brett and Adrien asleep and Ness is up --"Night Owl Ness" and here is Dad...

#81 is my son! Goooo Adrien!

2008-11-08T21:19:00.001-05:00

Adrien refused to let me take any pictures of him for my blog because I supposedly misquoted him in the earlier "baggy drawers" installment--DENIED. Anywho...He is #81. He is beautiful!Look at the concentration. The inertia! Todd and Brett were intensely observing the championship game. They did lose :( Adrien took it like a trooper!

Vanessa is DRIVING AN ACTUAL CAR--WARNING!

2008-11-08T21:06:00.002-05:00

Vanessa prefers to go driving with Todd because she says I "freak out too much, and stomp on the floorboard." Humm. This is my first child and only daughter so far....carried her for 9 months...11 hours of labor...me freak out??Puhleease. OK maybe a little like when she saw a car driving toward her and she covered her eyes? or she backed out of Opa and Grandma Judy's driveway and threw out my back (I was outside the car by the way)..so Todd decided to help her...Here are some photos of her backing out of the driveway..you will notice our neighbor, Jack! Jack walked over and said to me as he gestured to Vanessa sitting in our car, "You could have warned me!" She did "well", said Todd. I wonder why he immediately went in and got a shot of insulin...he also had to "lay down"...hummm. I will say when she drove off a little piece of my heart went with her. One day she will be driving these mean streets ---alone. She looks so grown-up...

Bretty Schools Daddy

2008-11-08T20:58:00.003-05:00

We were scrambling to go to Adrien's Championship Football game--Kissimmee Kowboys Vs. Osceola Panthers when Brett came downstairs after a shower dressed in his "Superman" Pj's. Todd and I said "Bretty you can't wear that to the game--please go change" so he went back upstairs and came down in the cutest outfit! Todd noticed that he had on two shirts a bit later.."Brett you need to only wear the white shirt because you will be hot at the game, and Mommy told you not to wear your Pj's"...Brett looked at Todd, and said "Well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
Brett 1 Todd 0 game over

A New Addition to the family...Captain Jack McQuesten

2008-11-08T20:35:00.004-05:00

Yes! Another bullie. Good friends from church called and said that their friends daughter (you following??)is ill and cannot take care of her full-blood bullie. He is still a young dog, and would we want him? These dogs retail between $1800-$3000, and she wanted to give him to us! Sir Walter Raleigh has been itching for a pal,ever since Harland left, so we said, "Yes"...He is an ugly dog, but what bulldog isn't. He is a lot different than Ralls. Jack is umm well "friskier" and barks at ever darn thing..he LOVES to chase our cat, Amidala, up the tree in the front lawn. Amidala, is VERY mad at us and is hissing quite a bit. Jack also sleeps in Adrien's room. He has taken a fondness to Adrien and we think he gets ticked at Adrien for attending school because he has peed on Adrien's backpack--Raleigh kinda just ignores him, but they do play with each other. History buffs: Captain Jack McQuesten is known as the "Father of Alaska" due to his early exploration of our now favorite state...

Halloween 2008

2008-11-08T13:09:00.004-05:00

There was a chill in the air....oops this is Florida....there was thick misty steam rising from the Earth's crust..inky black darkness descended on a lonely night..a rustle of tree branches and scampering feet disturbed the quiet...A howl echoed in the night...TRICK OR TREAT! Another jammed pack night o' fun at the Stinkerbalds! Vanessa went as a "scene girl", Adrien refused to dress out because I could not find my pink sheets he was going to use as his "gay ghost" costume. Teenagers! Brett was a combo Darth Vader-Skeleton. I just think he likes to play with the light saber! Taylor from next door was a ghoul. The kids went through the neighborhood while the old folks (Todd, Diana, Barbs and Harland) passed out candy and visited with church members. I was asked by the girls to accompany them to another subdivision while Adrien ventured to his usually haunts with church friends Zach and Caleb. The girls and I had a good time, but Brett started to simply leave his pumpkin bucket in the middle of the street because he was "getting tired and my feets is hurtin Mom" and then he grumbled out loud, "Why is getting candy make my feet tired?" Brett also told a few treat givers that "I just don't like that kind of candy" and he thought it was ok to simply walk on into the person's house!!! Then the kids got home and traded. We watched "When a Stranger Calls" with the fam--It was a good year! Oh the pumpkin pictures are the "after" pictures...Ewwww!

Preparing the "Pump-a-kins" as Bretty says...

2008-11-08T12:55:00.002-05:00

In standard Florida Theobald Tradition--we carve the pumpkins! Brett simply LOVES pumpkins as these pictures attest. Vanessa, the ever-dutiful sister enjoys carving them. It was a really fun time! Barbs and Hars popped into town to visit for the holiday...why don't I have pictures of them? Barbs....? :) Barbara took a slew of photos herself! Todd toasted the pumpkin seeds and seasoned them for our annual treat--Yummy!

Ever have too much to blog about?...

2008-11-07T14:09:00.004-05:00

Whew! I am just now recovering from a crazzy two weeks! Pictures forthcoming....Barbs, please email me the pics :) Some hints...dog, Halloween, Disney, and I am on facebook. I have been warned about identity stealers, but if someone wants my identity go for it...just make me slightly thinner in my new license picture..oh yeah...we are pretty screwed on credit, so I would not even try that purchase--Hee Hee!
I will talk about the most important thing I can think of right now...if you can't take it, well, your prideful. :) Gee, I am starting to sound like our Bishop! :) I know I am preaching to the choir, but it is important....

A comforting email with the words of Elder Neal A. Maxwell has passed among Latter-day Saints in California with these prophetic words delivered in 1979 while he was a member of the Presidency of the First Quorum of the Seventy.

“Make no mistake about it, brothers and sisters, in the months and years ahead, events are likely to require each member to decide whether or not he will follow the First Presidency. Members will find it more difficult to halt longer between two opinions. President Marion G. Romney said, many years ago, that he had 'never hesitated to follow the counsel of the Authorities of the Church even though it crossed my social, professional or political life.'

“This is hard doctrine, but it is particularly vital doctrine in a society which is becoming more wicked. In short, brothers and sisters, not being ashamed of the gospel of Jesus Christ includes not being ashamed of the prophets of Jesus Christ. . . . Your discipleship may see the time when such religious convictions are discounted. . . . This new irreligious imperialism seeks to disallow certain opinions simply because those opinions grow out of religious convictions.

“Resistance to abortion will be seen as primitive. Concern over the institution of the family will be viewed as untrendy and unenlightened....Before the ultimate victory of the forces of righteousness, some skirmishes will be lost. Even in these, however, let us leave a record so that the choices are clear, letting others do as they will in the face of prophetic counsel. There will also be times, happily, when a minor defeat seems probable, but others will step forward, having been rallied to rightness by what we do. We will know the joy, on occasion, of having awakened a slumbering majority of the decent people of all races and creeds which was, till then, unconscious of itself. Jesus said that when the fig trees put forth their leaves, 'summer is nigh.' Thus warned that summer is upon us, let us not then complain of the heat."

unauthorized by Valera S's .....Email

CONSERVATIVE ACTIVISM-THEOBALD STYLE

2008-10-27T18:15:00.008-04:00

Drill,

Baby

Drill! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! One more thing checked off our "TO DO LIST" before we die! We have attended our very first political rally! Our next thing to do is... let's see (walk on moon, cliff diving, WWE mud wrestling...oh! here it is.. picketing...We are such conservative activists!I also want to be thrown in jail for a good cause like picketing an abortion clinic, but Todd is not too keen on that idea. I told him I am sure he would make friends quick in the big house... Anywho..It was exhilarating! We saw Sean Hannity, Elizabeth Hasselbeck(what's her name from that leftist show, "The View"), and I ACTUALLY heard the crowd chant "Rush!" "Rush"--I almost fainted as the women did in the early days of Obama's race....I thought Rush Limbaugh had shown up..!!! I ADORE HIM! It was not him....:( Todd was cheering for his guy, Todd Palin! Todd likes Todd. I think it is a name thing. Sarah, delivered an inspiring message. I really like her 'cause she reminds me of, well, me! She has a funny accent, likes to shoot guns, holds onto religion, loves children, is a straight shooter, and used to host a news show. Ok, Ok, I did not host a news show, but I was on the staff of my high school and college newspapers...close enough. I looked dazed in this pic--I was "High" on capitalism! :)

SIX FOR THE ROAD--TLC

2008-10-24T19:18:00.004-04:00

Our family is SOOO excited! Friends of ours that lived in our ward for about 3 months last year have their own reality show!Kati and Vern spent the Christmas Eve with us last year as they are living on the road in an RV. Our annual Christmas Eve party is pretty fun :) Auvi is a good friend of Vanessa and Adrien, and I taught Zoe in Sunday school. Vern is a pretty cool dude--he travels around the world catching rare butterflies. Kati is awesome! I accidentally chipped her dip serving dish, and she was like "No big deal". They are really easy going, nice people! We were sad to see them leave our ward, but realize that they needed to use their RV! We just heard via Vanessa that they are planning on coming back to our ward for a few months!Yippee!

The Office--Freaking LOVE that show!

2008-10-22T15:05:00.005-04:00

The Theobalds are OFFICE FREAKS!We love the show....Todd kinda looks like Dwight K. Schrute, too. :) Every Friday we watch this show on the Internet! We don't have cable because we think it is a satanic tool used to corrupt our minds, and, well,..OK... we are trying to save $$ Hee Hee! Our family owns Season 1 and 2 and we watch it over and over and over..we need to get season 3!My favorite character is Stanley/Jim...I think I am a combo of the two! Adrien likes Todd Packer...reasons are obvious! Todd likes Dwight..Vanessa likes Jim and Bretty likes Michael. The show reminds me a lot of when I worked in several offices...and the pranks I used to play on people! Sigh! Those were the days! Saran wrapped toilets, swapping out people's lunches, Limburger cheese wrappers placed strategically under chairs, popping off keyboard letters, and generally getting no work done! Those were the days!!

Sir Walter Raleigh..Our Esteemed Hound

2008-10-20T00:52:00.002-04:00

Our ONLY favorite kind of dog at the Theobald house is the English Bulldog. We don't like "sissy" dogs,"poofy" dogs, "dumb" dogs, or "tall" dogs..just slobbery, slightly asmatic, low maintence, Good old American Dogs! English is close enough!
I have been amiss at not introducing the Theobald hound, Sir Walter Raleigh aka "Rahls" He is not a very active dog unless you are a missionary over for a visit or a meal...watch out for your leg! He tends to slobber a bit especially when he shakes his head...it goes flying! He also snores, sleeps, and farts a lot and likes his butt scratched...kinda like my 75 year old Dad. (Love ya POPS!) He is really not a great watch dog unless you have his favorite chew toy in hand then he growls. He really does not like to play catch. We think it is a stupid game too!He would rather growl at the blow-up pool toys and get angry when you dive in the pool. I also think he is a Republican dog...he never urinates on our McCain/Palin yard sign, but he sure craps all over the neighbors Obama sign...Man, I love that dog!

"Brett's" new T-shirt--Every Kid Needs One!

2008-10-17T17:34:00.003-04:00

Sometimes it is just nice to be alone..

2008-10-11T21:49:00.005-04:00

I am just sitting alone in my living room. Everyone is asleep. The tv is off. All I can hear is the gentle snoring of Raleigh, our English Bulldog and the squeaking of the clothes dryer reminding me I have one more load to do. I am so relaxed with the feel of the ceiling fan's gentle puffs of air on my skin....what a gift to be quiet and alone for just a few minutes. Totally quiet, relaxed and serene. Ahhhhh. No demands are being made on me or my time. I am not worrying or feeling any kind of emotion other than absolute peace. Thank you, Jesus Christ, for this moment of peace.
The Reason - Hoobastank

Guess who is in the paper? Vanessa!

2008-10-03T16:37:00.003-04:00

Harmony High team dances with the Stars

Mark Pino |Sentinel Staff Writer

HARMONY - Time to get your fox trot on.

A team of high-school dancers is riding the forefront of a ballroom-dance frenzy, fueled in part by a hit TV show. Harmony High's ballroom-dance team will be high-stepping this weekend with two of the professionals, Tony Dovolani and Elena Grinenko, from ABC's Dancing With the Stars.

"Most people were completely clueless about ballroom dance before Dancing With the Stars," said Christian Bastian, who coaches the team with his wife, Hillary.

"We used to tell our kids to take that as an advantage. Nobody knows if you're doing it right or wrong, so just go out there and smile real big; they'll think you're great," Hillary Bastian said.

This year, the Bastians had to turn away kids who tried out for the team. That's what a national championship, four years of shuffling your feet around the country and the TV competition that partners celebrities with professional dancers can do.

Now, Hillary said, "It has become a little more difficult because people know what it is supposed to look like."

Those who attend shows Friday or Saturday or a series of Saturday workshops will get an even closer look at how Dovolani and Grinenko strut their stuff.

Dovolani and Marissa Jaret Winokur, who originated the role of Tracy Turnblad in Broadway's Hairspray, were eliminated from the TV show Tuesday. Although she's not competing this season, Grinenko has partnered with Tucker Carlson and Clyde Drexler in past seasons. The success of pro athletes such as Jerry Rice, Emmitt Smith and Jason Taylor has widened the appeal.

There's no doubt that the show has helped expose the pastime to millions, and several high schools in Central Florida -- including Seminole, Lake Mary and St. Cloud -- offer classes or clubs.

The teens at Harmony say dancing is a good way to make friends.

"When I first started, I didn't know about the ballroom program," said Dennys Garcia, a junior. "I think it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I didn't know any dancing. I barely could walk. It was something new."

Former Harmony Principal Dan Parker was looking for something different to offer when the school opened four years ago.

"I thought as kids got involved with it and had fun with the program, it would probably grow," Parker said. "If a good person is behind the program, it is going to be successful and provide what kids want. Obviously, it has done that."

Early on, Parker remembers some dances in the cafeteria and was amazed by how many people attended and how much fun they had.

Kevin Gonzalez, a senior, watched his brother and found it interesting. He says some of his friends tease him about dancing, but "I really don't care about their comments because I love doing dance."

Hillary and Christian Bastian danced at Brigham Young University, where they met. BYU is a powerhouse at the college level, they said, and many surrounding high schools field competitive teams.

When the couple started at Harmony, 16 kids signed up. Christian said boys can be reluctant at first. But once they realize that contact with girls is involved, they eagerly join.

"I just like that I get to make a lot of friends," said junior Codi Justesen. "It's something you can do that is enjoyable at school. Dancing is just really fun."

Dennys and Codi won first-place titles at nationals last year. This year the team has danced at a State Department event, at universities and Union Station in Washington, D.C. The 32 members of the squad spend hours practicing.

"It's like our second family," Dennys said.

The Bastians hope to raise $10,000 this weekend to support the program, which is not funded by the school.

Appearances by Dovolani and Grinenko should help. Team members met the pair in September, when they performed at the same Tampa event. The team and the professional dancers met again in December, when the pair invited the team to perform at the Walt Disney World Christmas parade.

"We are all so excited about it," said senior Erica Wiese.

"Like Mr. Bastian said, 'They are like the Michael Jordan of ballroom dancing.' "

Mark Pino can be reached at mpino@orlandosentinel.com or 407-931-5935.

Your dreams are only a monthly payment away...

2008-09-27T15:21:00.008-04:00

I have been really working a lot lately, and Todd asked if I would go to a time share presentation with him for a few hours...his reasoning...

#1 We would get a free breakfast in Celebration.
#2 We would get $100 visa gift card
#3 We would get a 4 night/3 day Daytona Beach vacation
#4 I have never experienced this before, and I needed to.
#5 He wanted to brush up on his sales tactics.

Well off we went with Brett in tow! I felt sorry for the schmuck that would end up trying to sell to us. We are the toughest people to convince to do anything if we don't want to do it. Nothing works on us. Ask our kids..they know 1st hand. :) We had a great breakfast at Celebration and the realtor lady was very nice. We did have a couple of short stops where we got out of the car a few times, and this was irritating Brett. He said to the realtor, "Hey, lady, you are driving us crazy!" All of us including the realtor was laughing. Then after showing us the condo--it was time to try to sell it to us. Todd and I decided to do the good cop/bad cop routine. I would be wanting to buy it, but my mean husband would not let me...Basically, the condo timeshare started out at 30k $657 a month. Todd got them down to $5957.00 by merely saying, "no". I don't know how these people can sleep at night they really tried to guilt us into buying this! If you know me "guilt" does not convince me to do anything rather I get angry that someone is trying to manipulate me. I don't manipulate well...We received our visa cards and vacation as agreed. I have decided that this is more lucrative than giving blood for money, and a great way to earn some awesome Christmas gifts! Hee Hee. Pictures are from after our adventure at the Lake Toho/St Cloud Lakefront--one of our favorite spots! Bretty got tired really fast!

Please watch

2008-09-25T10:15:00.002-04:00

Rorschach Evaluation--Anyone?

2008-09-17T10:39:00.006-04:00

Well, Brett brought home some fascinating works of art from pre-k. My first inclination was to secretly toss them away. Ok, at this point, some sappy Mommy reading this is crying her eyes out with her hand on the phone ready to dial child services for the heartless act I was contemplating. People...hello! I learned long ago only to save a few examples from each grade. No, I have no clue where all my teenage kids baby teeth are--I have them, but I don't know if they are Nessa's or Adrien's. I will say that their baby books are filled out--I did that two years ago :) so there! Does my blatant disregard for their doodlings, old teeth, and baby books mean I love my kids any less? No, it actually testifies to how much I do love them. Instead of taking time doing all that stuff I played with my kids. I went places with them. Well, anyway, what do you guys think these inkblots look like? Now, Freud has his ideas...Rorschach his ideas...and Brett has his own ideas, too. Let us analyze you! Answers will be posted later.

We Will Not Forget...? I will not forget...

2008-09-10T23:05:00.003-04:00

I remember that day very clearly...my boyfriend, Todd, and I were supposed to be on a flight from Oakland to Orlando. We did not even make it to the airport. Through the sadness I did feel united with other Americans. I don't think people remember that feeling anymore. Nutty conspiracy theorists and the main stream media have stolen that away or did we quietly give it away? I take comfort in remembering thousands of American flags flown or draped proudly in a united, patriotic spirit. Songs were written about being an American. Our President acted swiftly and firmly to the heinous act committed on our soil. President Bush has kept us safe the past seven years, and remains a man of integrity. A man of his word. I respect him.

A Masterpiece and a Master

2008-09-06T20:43:00.002-04:00

I was at our annual 4 day teacher's conference this past week. It was awesome! When I got home Todd told me that Brett brought home his first piece of artwork. Bretty proudly showed me his "art". Expecting an elaborate answer to what this fine piece represented to him and the "artsy fartsy" people of the world...he gave me an incredulous look, rolled his eyes a bit, sighed heavily and said, "Mom, it is just "Brown"..that is it mom, just brown." I am smelling a Picasso or better yet a Monet!.....I may sell it on Ebay......
The other picture is me with Erin Gruwell, master teacher. Erin is the teacher featured in the motion picture, "Freedom Writers." She is an inspiration. I got the chance to chat with her after her keynote address...the rest of the teacher's went to some "classes"-- bleh! Erin had nearly all 700 teachers in tears after her speech..she spoke of her foundation and the students she taught in Wilson High School in the inner recesses of Long Beach. I want to do that! One day....maybe I just might. We also talked about my Mom and Grandma's experience in a concentration camp. She said that I needed to write about it to preserve it for my kids..maybe I just might. I learned more at that conference than I ever anticipated.

Lazy Labor Day

2008-09-01T17:27:00.003-04:00

Nahhh, these guys were not asleep most of the day today! I issued an executive order #132.. Mission: Garage Cleaning. Funny how everyone disappears when one of these babies is launched!
Well, the garage did get cleaned. I kept hearing, "Oh, there is my Dance Revolution mat", "My Tiger Woods cereal boxes!!" (guess who that is) and "My Wace caws (race cars) are write herah (right hear)"....notice none of MY crap is ever missing...uh huh....We rotated the food storage--exciting stuff, my peeps! We also discovered, to our dismay, a small leak from the roof where the garage meets the house (HEAVY SIGH). Why did we stop renting???? Well my babies were all tuckered out, y'all! They had themselves a nice nap! Last picture was snapped by Nessa...Brett managed to drag a stool over to the kitchen island, fully stand up on it, and grab some Ho Ho's --his favorite treat. He stuffs both in his mouth at the same time, so his does not miss any of the flavor...Have a great Labor Day..Oh ....work tomorrow! Blech!

Why they wear those draggy drawers?

2008-08-29T20:26:00.005-04:00

I know as I go about my day~I see umm "youngsters" with baggy pants. I am talking BAGGY. Drawers hanging-booty showing-no belt-looping-undies creeping baggy. I think of all those fat people who can't find any pants to buy because the teenagers are buying them all up! Where's a fatty to go? I decided to interview two of these "thugs" to get the low down or is it down low?
Me: Why do you two upstanding citizens wear these baggy pants?
A: 'Cause I think it improper for my knees to show before Labor Day.
Z: My knees get cold.
Me: Humm. Aren't you afraid they will fall off?
A: My knees? No!
Me: Your pants!
A: laughing* You just pull 'em back up!
Z: Yeah, it's easy!
Me: Why are you letting your underwear show?
Z: It is cool..part of the outfit.
A: It is a statement.
Me: What? "I wear boxers?"
A: Pretty much. They match my tank.
Me: So you two don't really like the dress code..then
Z:It's whack.
A: They are taking away my originality!
Me: Your originality to look like the other kids?
A & Z: YEAH!!

Need I say more?

Driving, Driving, Driving.....Diana's New Car

2008-08-27T20:01:00.003-04:00

I feel like a taxi driver...I drive to all 3 schools almost 56 miles one way --twice a day..I remember back when I was 16 and could not wait to drive. Well, I changed my mind! Now, I am not complaining about the price of gas because I believe in capitalism, and everyone knows that the price of gas is actually related to how the US dollar is doing..enough of the Econ lesson! The price of gas is what it is..so start drilling and quit complaining!Oh this next picture is of one of the kids that was not "punctual"....I think waiting in that darn "pick-up" and "drop off" line is really annoying..there is always someone that is clueless on how to navigate it...or tries to cut the line...just so everyone knows..I CAN'T STAND line jumpers...I WILL shoot you an evil glance if you cut my line, baby..

School "Daze"

2008-08-27T19:45:00.008-04:00

School began in earnest. Vanessa and Adrien have to wear "dress code." This brilliant (I'm being sarcastic, here) move was mandated from the school board last year to take effect this year. Basically the kids wear certain colored shirts/pants, belts, and polo shirts. Let's just say after this weeks election we will have new faces on the school board panel..the power of the vote! Anywho...I will have pictures of my Stepford children with big smiles on their compliant faces :)up soon. Naturally, the kids are determined to thwart this at every turn....Oh! Here are my models...We have the lovely Adrien with his white spike belt that says "I'll take the detention, pal" and his Converse butt-kickers, and the creme de la creme "skinny jeans"....Vanessa is wearing her "flip-flops" she saved from the John Kerry election debacle. She also defiantly wears her "logos" on her polos...Take that administration! Brett really has no clue about what he is wearing as long as it matches...when told to go to bed he has school again in the morning he replied--or whined, "You mean I have TO GO BACK? Oh! Man! That does not make sense."

Earliest known photo of Adam--or a young Jack Sparrow?

2008-08-22T17:35:00.006-04:00

The "eyes" have it--or so they say!This pint-sized urchin is always ready for fun!

Theo-Grande

2008-08-22T17:08:00.003-04:00

I have not said much about my Theo in my blog. He is an awesome husband. I was at the school system changing around Brett's Pre-K stuff, and Fay started to dump rain, and I was in the building with no umbrella. I get ready for a mad dash to the car. The door opens up--there is his beautiful face holding an umbrella for me! He does stuff like this all of the time! I could go on and on....SIGH! I LOVE MY THEO.

"You Spin Me 'Round, 'Round, Baby, 'Round, 'Round like a Record, Baby"

2008-08-21T07:57:00.003-04:00

Some of you may remember that song, and to those that don't--you are either too young or too old! Anywho..This hurricane/tropical storm will not let go of Florida! It is sitting just off the coast near us...spinning. Forecasters predict she will come thru for the 4th time....we are swimming out here! Worst of all my hair will not stop frizzing!
Anyway, Bretty started Pre-K yesterday. As I handed him over to his teacher, he said "Mom, You will be just fine OK?" Hummm I did not realize that I was out of sorts.--LOL! When we picked him up he told us that "some girl keeps calling me Drake, and I 'splaind to her I am Bretty, but she keeps calling me Drake." Then he got so sleepy he feel asleep in the car, and he woke up very groggy/crying saying "I don't want to go back." I asked him if he needed a moment alone, and he said "Yes, I must think about this." He came out 15 minutes later deciding to go back! Well, He was going back no matter what he decided, but I humored him.

Heavy sigh....Hurricane Fay is a DUD!

2008-08-19T18:21:00.004-04:00

I know many of you were expecting a rip rousing fun display of Theobald insanity....Hurricane Fay is a dud. Hold onto your tickets--I am sure another Hurricane will grace us here before the season ends Nov 3oth. The kids stayed home today as schools were closed. Basically we have had a very long rainstorm. I have been at work here all day. There is this goofy email going around about Bill Gates giving away his fortune. I have received like 5. I detest chain emails. I was a bad girl and responded with my famous "reply all" button: "Hello, This is a bogus email started way back in 1999. Nothing in life is free except for our Savior's love...simply WORK for your money.".. something like that. I just don't get how people can just believe something so ....I will be kind here.....uhhhh...I'm trying people.....ummm so.... gullible! "gullible" is a kind word! Anyway, I received a couple of emails back from friends saying "Thanks for sending that out.."

Hurricane Fay-She is heading for the Theobald's

2008-08-18T12:16:00.007-04:00

YEEEEE HAW! We Theobald's love hurricanes!As you can see the projected path is thru our backyard 8AM Wednesday morning. Bring it, girlfriend. This ain't no New Orleans..we are prepared. Our only issue will be keeping Todd's insulin ice cold for a long period of time. My students in the Keys have already evacuated. I will blog and try to photograph (using my old camera--sorry, K!) as it comes thru..Barb, stop reading at this point--cover your eyes! Adrien , Vanessa and I are planning on going out in it...as we have the past 4 we lived through! We may even "mattress surf."Todd says we are crazy, and refuses to participate (old fart). Adrien wants to try and capture some "Hurricane Air" and sell it on Ebay....I think his "fart-in-a-jar" is a much better idea! Todd is hoping for some additional room renovations....humm new master bath, kitchen?? It's just another day in sunny Florida!

Signing up kids for school....

2008-08-15T16:01:00.003-04:00

Call me "crazy"..many folks do, but I have just spent ummmm 6 hours signing up 4 kids for school. Granted, I did go to 3 different schools, but WHEW! I took my friend's granddaughter with us at 10am to Narcoosee K-8 (Indian for Wait-ah-in-long-line-ah). We walked around and around trying to find out where Brett goes to Pre-K, and Samantha to 4th grade..Finally we found out the kids classrooms! Then we were loaded with paperwork no one is gonna read (unless this is their first child). Left there at 11 ish headed to (Dis)Harmony High because Vanessa did not like her schedule and needed to pick out a locker. We get there and LO!The locker chick is at lunch till "sometime after noon." There is a sign that reads, "No changes on schedules 'till Monday" Think that stops Ness? HA! She bats those eyes, smiles..next thing ya know we are in the counselors office--he is happily switching around her schedule..finally locker chick shows up, and Vanessa gets ASKED "What locker do you want?"...When I went to school--I was never asked--just assigned a locker!We leave the high school around 1pm...I drop off everyone (including Todd who bailed on me--I will deal with him later!!!, and get Adrien (HE WAS SMART AND STAYED HOME)..Head to my old stomping grounds, Neptune! Got there at 2, negotiated a parking spot, and visited my old colleagues while Adrien went to his classes. I miss teaching there...I went to my old room, and I nearly cried!! Adrien led me outside and said,"Mom, you either let it go or go back...he is just like Todd!) Adrien also got to switch classes around today, because, well, I used to work there..:)I am now home, and Vanessa announces, "Moooooooooooommmm we gotta go shopping for school supplies!" Somebody, anybody......help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Politics-My favorite thing to talk about....

2008-08-13T20:47:00.003-04:00

Yes, I have decided to endorse a candidate, but after all it is just my opinion. My dad used to say that "An opinion is like an a$$ everyone has got one." I have done research as I usually do, listened to radio talk shows and the regular news for balance, and I also have searched my spirit. I am a conservative that supports pro-life, a marriage amendment, the 2nd amendment, the death penalty, drilling for oil, getting out of the UN, and most importantly securing ALL of our borders. This may not sit well with a lot of you. I just ask that you too THINK about these issues and not rely on the garbage the media wants you to believe. You also need to take a look at the man behind the curtain...the candidate..Who is he really? Who are his friends?What does his voting record say about him? Is he proud to be an American? Does he have experience in war/troubled times? Does he uphold the Constitution?

SPOTLIGHT ON: Awesome Adrien

2008-08-12T18:13:00.006-04:00

Adrien. Handsome as he is intelligent. He has such an awesome sense of humor! I love how he is so willing to try new things! He makes friends so easily!They are usually all of the female persuasion. I can't wait to see him as a full-fledged missionary! Adrien is also a kind old soul. He is always concerned with other people. Adrien reminds me a lot of my brother, Dustin. Adrien loves having Brett around, and showing him how to "Man-up" when he cries over little issues. Currently, Adrien is playing football. He is fast and tough as the above pictures attest! The purple suit is Adrien's "job hunting" outfit.....

Keepin' It Real, Yo!

2008-08-12T17:37:00.001-04:00

You know who I really dig? My sister-in-law, Amy. She is one hip chick. She lets me call her "Aimster" even though she secretly hates it. She just never judges me, and she can keep a secret (unless Brevvy drags it out of her!) I just like her spunk. She keeps it real..she does not freak out if I say "crap!" You know there are some people that are ready to break out their crosses and start praying if they hear that word, but Amy is intelligent enough to know that it is a legit word. Speaking of smarts--My sis is politically smart. I love talking to her about politics!We don't talk as much as we should, but we are busy gals..We need to be neighbors, but she refuses to move here (BRAT!), and I just can't imagine I would fit in in Utah...the green jello,the snow, the happy people--ICK! Anyway, Amy has a great sense of humor--she laughs at all my jokes! Sigh! I do wish we could live closer..maybe we could meet in the middle--say Arkansas? Nahhhh..Clinton ruined that state already..Well, I can't keep talking 'bout Amy without mentioning her Mac Daddy, Brevin. Love the dude! I love when Todd and him are together they are so freaking (OOOPS another bad word!)funny! Once Brev and Todd took Vanessa shopping for purses at Target, and they acted like a gay couple. We still totally laugh at that. Hmmm maybe we will move to Utah....

SPOTLIGHT : Vanessa-Diva Extraordinaire

2008-08-11T18:49:00.005-04:00

Ahh! What more can one say about this gorgeous creature? Her internal beauty is just as stunning as the photos you see! OK, enough bragging..uh hum..Vanessa that will be $20...for promotional costs, ad space on my blog, etc..Kidding! Vanessa is a real gem in our family crown! She has really been a help to us especially so when Brett came into our home!She does not mind him tagging around behind her for trips to visit her --let me get this right--BFF or is it Beef? Taylor. She helps get Brett ready in coordinating outfits (If he does not match by the way Todd has dressed him). She is also a great fashion advisor on Sunday for church outfits. She will let you know if you are "out of style" or something does not match properly! :)Vanessa has a lot of pals that she --hold it--I will get this right---"text-es" ? texts? you know the thing with the thumbs that is $20 a month....I think her record is around 5000 a month. She is SUCH a whiz at electronic gadgets. Todd and I have had her fix tv's, cell phones, & laptops. The second photo you see is her with her buddy, Lane "L-Bo". L-BO is practically a relative. The pretty lady in the background is Nessa's seminary teacher, Sherri. Vanessa learned TONS in seminary class and received the "Old Testament" scripture mastery award. Our family loves our gal--especially her laugh! She is also a huge JoBro fan (Jonas Brothers), and our family has embraced their music--even Todd! Adrien is a mite resistant. I just love our gal, Nessie!

"Brett-isms"

2008-08-08T17:11:00.002-04:00

We say some weirdo things around the Theobald house. It may seem like we are speaking another language at times....(I will give you the phonetic version so you can practice these at home) For instance, Brett likes pepperoni in his quesadilla....he will ask for some "Roni's in my dilla" (Row'knees in my dee-ah.) Brett also likes various foods--"Humpkin Doonuts" is obviously Dunkin Donuts. "Pup cakes" are "cup cakes". "Curly soup" is Top Ramen Noodles. Sometimes Daddy gets "Cone Falls" (Phone calls). Mommy goes to "Crazy Town" (Salvation Army). Today Brett tried to convince us that he should be able to go with the teenagers to see "Dark Knight." I said "No, It is too scary"..Bretty reasoned, "I'm not afraid of nuffting (anything). I have a night light!"

"My Mad Face"

2008-08-08T10:59:00.003-04:00

Well, as most of you know, we adopted Brett ummm about a year ago. At first he was quite shy. As the days exposed to our family chipped away at his shyness...his personality came thru. This is Brett's mad face (thanks for pic, Ness!)He will tell you exactly which face he is planning to display prior to showcasing it. When he gets mad he will go around to all of us and say in a nice, calm voice, "I am angry, and this is my mad face." I think he informs us of his emotions to be charitable to us. So we know exactly where we stand with him... Brett is a smart little guy! We love you,Brettykins!

Ness's Dilemma--Which shirt 2 wear 2 the stake dance?

2008-08-07T20:02:00.002-04:00

After much resistance--Why blog?

2008-08-07T19:19:00.003-04:00

Heavy Sigh! Why the heck have I decided to succumb to posting the happenings of my household? I figure this--that this will lessen the amount of people from calling our home and asking mind numbing questions such as,"What's Up?" and the ever popular "What are you guys doing tonight?" Now, I will simply answer the phone with this simple phrase, "Check the blog"and hang up!....Wait, Wait! Before you comment (that is disabled by the way--*evil laugh* HA, HA!).....Let's hash this out. Picture this...phone rings. everyone in the house is yelling, "You get it!" ...and "I'm busy--you get it"... and "It's not for me" etc..phone continues to ring and ring--no one answers. Machine comes on with a simple message, "Check the blog" period. Brilliant! I think this would be a refreshing adventure for any telemarketers wanting a break from harassing people. They can log on the blog (I'm getting the lingo down already!) and view a picture of our family, and decide the answer to their burning question--"Do these people look like they need a water softener?" :)

I hope that our blog will be a source for wayward souls, namely liberals. Peace